Gentlemans Quaterly

🎩 🍺 🐿️ 🐸 SwillTeam 6 - Gentlemen’s Quarterly 🐸 🐿️ 🍺 🎩

April 11, 2026 1pm

TOP SECRETIVE SQUIRREL // CHIEF WANKING OFFICER ROLLING IN THE DEEP // START TRANSMISSION // PULVERIZING PLUM POINT HAS BEGUN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Operation "PULVERIZING PLUM POINT" will be conducted at GQ IN NORFOLK VIRGINIA on or about 20260411 approx 1300 hours. 

Rally point @ Plum Point Park!!  

36.8605° N, 76.3078° W

This is a defensive posture, so bring all ammunition necessary to accomplish mission! The hare Rolling in the Deep will be scouting for enemy activity in the Downtown Norfolk Area, be prepared for anything! 

(A to A). 

Mission Objectives:

Accountability will be conducted at the end of the mission and all expended ammunition as well!

Recommended Packing Gear: Ammo (6 beers), change of socks, a well-trained liver and a Mighty Thirst!!

BEVERAGE CONTACT IMMINENT // EXPECT FRIENDLY CASUALTIES // REPEAT, EXPECT FRIENDLY CASUALTIES // END OF TRANSMISSION //

For you non military Wankers:

April 11, 2026

Gather: 1pm 

Hare Rolling in the Deep

Start: Plum Point Park @36.8605° N, 76.3078° W 

Parking: very limited, park near Benchtop Brewery or uber then walk to Rally point. 

Cost: $10

Shiggy: Minimal we are Secret Gentlemen 

What to bring:

- whistle

- 6 beers that you need to carry and consume at specific locations on trail. To Earn a PATCH

- A way to carry your beers on your own, such as duct tap, poster tube, bag, deep pockets. 

- Sun Screen

- Change of Socks

- A good Attitude